JEFF X READER By Squishykitt
Disclaimer: I do not own Jeff or any of the other creepy pastas they were simply made from someone's awesome imagination.
"Good morning (name)" you peered up drowsily
spotting Slenderman working vigorously in the kitchen.
"Oh..." you mumbled rubbing your eyes. "Morning!"
Eyeless Jack sat at the table already nibbling at his food and Sally was jumping round him restlessly.
Planting yourself on a seat you helped yourself to some toast and cereal, you grabbed the milk gently pouring it over your food.
"(name?) (NAME!)" Eyeless jack shrieked.
"Enjoying your toast with milk?" Slender asked lifting your soggy toast to gently mop up the milk.
"Its like she's half dead!" Sally laughed climbing up to join you at the table. "Get it? Cause we're all half dead!"
She giggled amused with herself and began poking your soaked toast with her fork sticking her tongue out cheekily.
A loud THUD jolted your eyes open before you peered over to the technology room where Ben lay face against the carpet, knees up to his chest and his butt in the air snoring quietly; his arms were spread out at his sides and in one hand was clutched an x-box controller.
The television was on which proved he'd been playing games all night long.
"Well (names) not the only one tired around here" Slendy joked placing a skull shaped waffle on Sally's plate.
She squeaked a thank you and gnawed at her breakfast hungrily sculling down juice as she did.
"Why are you so tired anyway?" Slender questioned tying a purple flower printed apron round his waist.
"I couldn't get to sleep all night cause Jeff kept saying 'go to sleep' and continued poking my face with his knife when I was actually trying to!" you complained placing your chin on your drooping palm.
The silence was yet again erupted when Hoodie and Masky literally fell down the stairs.
"Hey stop falling I'm trying to do you guys a favor!" ...Jeff... he didn't seem tired at all.
You sighed grumpily as you glared at the black haired boy slide down the staircase rail, blade clutched tightly in hand and that forever devious grin plastered across his pale face.
"HELP!!" Masky and Hoodie whimpered once recovered from the fall, rushing towards us to hide behind Slenderman. "He's trying to stab us!"
"Stab you?!" Jeff exclaimed sniggering. "Or make you beautiful...LIKE ME!"
You didn't feel alone when thinking Jeff was out of control when you noticed everyone rolling their eyes at the psycho-path kid.
He ran his fingers along the blood and skin on his extended grin and quirked his eyebrows up and down suggestively.
"I'm beautiful..You guys are uuuuuggglllyyy!!" his eyes jumped over the murderers present shaking his head as he did until his gaze fell upon you and he paused. "Not (name) though, me and her are the only beautiful people in this house!"
You eyed him with your mouth slightly open in shock, in your whole year he'd never complemented you once, yeah he'd often stared at you and smiled but never ever called you beautiful like him! THAT was a major compliment.
He crossed his arms eyeing us like a disappointed parent then held his knife up grinning and paced away happily.
Slender leaned into the table catching everyones attention.
"Guess who's birthday it is tomorrow?" his shaded features quirked up as if to smile.
"Jeff's?!" I exclaimed.
"Yes, I did some researching in the human library wifi" he smiled even more, obviously feeling proud of himself.
"DAMN!" Jack exclaimed face palming himself. "We don't know what to get him!"
Slender looked dumbstruck and he trailed his hand down from his chin repeating the motion as if stroking an invisible beard (maybe it helped him think)
"Maybe he wants another knife!" Sally smiled.
"Thats a good idea Sally well done" you patted her on the head. "But..."
"...But he already has to many knives!" Masky finished angrily. "You saw how he tried to massacre me and Hood just a minute ago"
"Well then..." Jack drummed his fingers on the table impatiently.
"Thats a pickle" Slender explained repeating the beard stroking.
They all began drowning into thought and what they did surprised you, at almost exactly the same time they all lifted there heads before you and all of them with mouths you could see quirked up into a cheesy grin making you frown with confusion.
"(name), your going under cover" Slenderman explained.
"OOOO! Like a spy!" Sally jumped up and down excitedly.
"Jeff won't let any of us uglies get close to him so maybe someone..." Hoodie turned his gaze to you. "...Who he finds just as good looking as himself could find out what he wants for his birthday!"
"WHAT?! NO!" you exclaimed holding your hands up innocently. "He won't let me hang around him! He doesn't let anyone"
Slendy crossed his arms and they all did the same.
"Right then" Slender shrugged. "Knife for present then..."
You frowned then sighed the deepest and most painful sigh you could choke and bitterly nodded.
"But if you get a package in the mail with my remains in a box just remember I told you so..."
AH! That was a satisfying first chapter :3
Review plleeaassee And tell me if worth continuing THANX 4 THE SUPPORT GUYS I LOVE YOU ALL!!
Can't wait to see chapter 2 XD
Lol he wont let any of us uglies around him lol too funny
This is beautiful. I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...!
AH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CONTINUE IT.
Tis worth it
That was very good! You should continue